My New Year’s Eve Mistake
Friday, December 31st, 2004After a fairly quiet week of vacation, I allowed my wife to talk me into going to the one store I hate more than any other store in New Jersey … IKEA in Elizabeth. I don’t think I’ve ever had a pleasant trip to that store. Not just the fact that it was crowded, just that I hate the way the store is laid out. There aren’t isles in IKEA, they just have open spaces and they put stuff there. IKEA is supposed to be very European, I guess it’s only in America that stores have isles with numbers and lanes. It just seems to me that you can walk around in circles for an hour or two and not see everything. I hate it.
I’ve been to IKEA only three times, and the last two times were on a Saturday. I’m not into New Years resolutions, but I resolve to never ever to IKEA on a Saturday ever again for the rest of my life. People everywhere bumping into each other. The parking lot is a horror show. If you buy anything big, you have to pick it up after paying, and the area to load the cars is a traffic nightmare. I think there’s only one escalator and one elevator, and you’re supposed to use one of these big nylon mesh bags to carry your purchases because they don’t want you using a cart on the upper level.
There are also a lot of foreigners at IKEA. I can tell by the accents, and the fact that they’re rude.
I wasn’t sure what to expect on New Year’s Eve. It was busy, but not nearly as bad as my previous trips there. The kids got tired fast from all the walking. Nothing worse than three grumpy kids while you’re looking at furniture and bathroom furnishings. My wife was looking for a desk for Daniel to match the shelves we bought last time we were there. They didn’t have any. I just wanted to leave, so we bought some lamps and stuff for the baby and I beat a path for the exit. One of the only good things about the store is they have a “bistro” which is French for snack bar, and the food and drinks are cheap. The kids had some ice cream and cookies while I made the trek for the car.

